sept 28 in idea barrages

What’s easy is probably fake, momentary at best. For better or for worse, luck probably gets you there but after that, you gotta figure out how to stay. And every day older is a day less luck in your way. After luck, all you can do is keep learning, love the hell out of it and hope for the best.

Did working a shift, driving an hour to the Built to Spill show, standing for 5 hours, driving an hour & a half back kick my ass? A little, yeah, I’m 40 now. Was seeing “You Were Wrong” & “Broken Chairs” a yard away as close as I can get to a religious experience? Also yes. We choose our battles, I just chose well.

Twins glueing themselves to each other to become conjoined for the attention is called Munchausen’s By Epoxy.

Take your mix of vodka and V8, top it with mushrooms and turtle meat, call it a Bloody Mario.

Just misread the phrase “enlarged prostate” as “enraged prostate” and… damn, that sounds painful.

If upon death the Grimace judges you too bad for heaven but too good for hell, you are sent to Burgertory.

I would hope that if you made a marshmallow treat out of Fruity Pebbles, you’d call it Conglomerate Rock.

You can certainly raise chickens with less cruelty but i don’t think it can ever truly be cruelty free. I mean, no harm, no fowl.