sept 25 in idea barrages

Sometimes I’ll see couples holding hands in a weird intense way before a meal in a restaurant and assume I’ve stumbled onto a proposal but it turns out they’re just praying thanks or grace or what have you. This is how secular my lens is, I suppose.

Love is not a static state, love is not an organic occurrence. It is a process, it is an infinite series of decisions, it is work. Love is a process of working to cherish someone’s strengths and help with someone’s weaknesses while they do the same for you.

Post Malone looks like a hipster and a redneck had a kid and now we as a world are stuck with the horror that is A Hipneck.

I hope the SPECTRE agent who finally off James Bond will be named John Stock, just to kinda bring it full circle.

LIFE HACK: Retaining water? No problem! Just jump into a Ziploc bag filled with rice and stay there overnight!

If you find a broken pogo stick, you get to say “more like a NO-GO, am I right?” and that’s pretty much worth it.

Convince someone that the technician who tends to the big wheel at the carnival is called a Ferris bueller.

The recipe was adaptable to nearly any sweetener, it was ambidextrose.