sept 23 in idea barrages

  • Sept. 21, 2019, 8:30 p.m.
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  1. Your mind is not your brain but it is in there somewhere. You are not your body but you are in there somewhere.

  2. Debates like diabetes, I would rather starve myself, I would rather take unpleasant pills, I would rather stab myself in the side every night than have to suffer you right now.

  3. An arts scene is always full of flexing muscle, artist strutting stuff, and at least a few sturdy venues, solid bones upon which to hang. There is never enough connective tissue. I want to be the ligaments, I want to be the tendons, I want to make this thing walk.

  4. Why call it “the mile-high club” when you could just say “love is in the air”?

  5. Exercising in workout clothes woven from dietary fibres, killing two birds with one stone.

  6. Maybe the kids will understand storytellers better if we call ourselves “figment spinners”.

  7. Advertising Pro Tip: if you’re going to drive 36 in a 55, enraging every motorist on a 15 mile stretch of 5S, don’t have your business name written on the truck, Carderelli Excavating. JESUS HORACIO CHRIST ON A CROSS FLAVORED CRACKER.

  8. Being born into money is the Peter Principle in extremis, you fail upward infinitely.


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