sept 24 in idea barrages

No, radio stations, holding onto the terrible wacky morning shows pumped in by satellite but ditching live local DJs is the OPPOSITE of saving your business model, even if it is cheaper in the short term.

Upstate NY is going into a gas station for your lotto and realizing that grown man isn’t buying his cheap beer from a bicycle because he is being ecological or health-conscious, dude’s on a bike because they took away his license after the 3rd DWI.

Whoever called it a “corn maze” totally whiffed on the “maize maze” pun to the extent where I had to assume they were doing it to hurt me, specifically.

“So what do you think about my eye-sight?” “I feel like it’s improving!” Realized I was accidentally in the optimist’s office instead.

If you pitch your movie as “Death Race 2000 meets The Walking Dead” you damned well better call the project “Cannibal Run”.

Do you ever sing that Queen song about Flash Gordon but with a really languid laconic sarcasm? Like… Flash? Ahhhhhh, “savior of the universe”. Flash? Ahhhhh, he’ll “save every one of us”. It’s fun, you oughta try it.

And then there are the Transformers who can transform from robots into the form of your dreams, the Incepticons.

Your film about trying to get the wreckage of a UFO during World War Two before the Nazis can, so they can’t develop war-changing interstellar drives, will be called “Plan Nein From Outer Space”.