sept 16 in idea barrages

Sugar We’re Going Down Swinging by Fall Out Boy is the exact same song as Creed My Sacrifice and… it makes sense.

Fear makes you stupid. If I could chisel any phrase into stone as humanity’s epitaph, that’s what I would engrave. Fear makes you stupid.

How many geniuses died in the gutter. How many dullards died upon gilded thrones because some bastard forefather generations ago was a particularly lucky killer or thief.

When you start looking at the internet as the included footnotes to the act of being alive, things get more interesting.

Ronald McDonald’s arch-nemesis The Hamburglar has often gotten away with his crimes by blaming his crimes on Birdie The Early Bird’s arch-nemesis The Pastry Patsy.

The rise of Greek yogurt is all about popular culture.

If I ever have to write about a great barbarian farmer, I will call him Culti-Var.

If I ever find the vanishingly thin line between healthy modesty to keep one’s self humble and destructive self-deprecation, I will let you know, but I seem to always fall in with the latter of the two.