sept 18 in idea barrages
- Sept. 16, 2019, 11:44 p.m.
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- Public
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A dual purpose rolling pin and bowling pin called “the meta-pin”.
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A butterfly is just a moth with a P.R. flack on retainer.
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Only today did I realize that the Blockbuster Video logo looked ominously like a razor blade.
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Sentences that make sense for a barista but sound dirty anywhere else: “None for me, thanks, we’re doing a cupping later.”
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Keanu Reeves, depressed, looks into the mirror and realizes what a toll this has taken on him: “Whoa… is me.”
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It’s one thing to consider the flex points of your life where you screwed up, where you zigged when you should’ve zagged, and think “I wish I could go back”. It’s another thing to say “I messed up but how can I fix it now?” That’s where I’m at, I think.
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Macaulay Culkin walking into a GNC, buying all the protein powders and when asked why he just screams “MACAULAY BULKIN’!”
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Carve the face of Gonzo The Great into your guitar’s capo. If asked why, tell them it’s The Great Muppet Capo.
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