Marrchage The Seventh in idea barrages

1.) I've come to believe my scatterbrain is a psychological failsafe, making me too distractable to give into despair these last two years.

2.) I wonder how many untoward uses of google glass were hidden beneath Mardi Gras masks.

3.) This vinegar-based earache medicine helps but DAMN does it make me want potato chips.

4.) The unwritten rules that exist but no one wants to admit as rules cuz they think calling them "rules" is uncool those are the best to break.

5.) Crowdsource the projection of all your dashed dreams onto your infant child via IndieGooGoo.

6.) You solve for how the Little Mermaid's sea shells stayed on with an algae bra.

7.) I wonder when some religious nut is going to whip up Creationist Pokemon.

8.) Synergy is the death of diversity and therefore creativity. Synergy is just the new speak word for monopoly.

9.) My favourite Fraggle, by far, was Uncle Traveling Matt. I have the feeling this speaks volumes about me.