sept 10 in idea barrages

Medical fashion: a catwalk where all the designs are made out of CVS receipts.

No, the nerdiest parody ever would be about Deep Space Nine and be called Trilling Me Softly (With This Slug).

Just smashing antibiotics and probiotics together, hoping they’ll annihilate into pure biotic energy. As you do.

The “thank you for attending my Ted Talk” meme is awkward if you’ve actually given a Ted Talk. Because on the one hand, you want to delineate but on the other, you know it will be taken as a humble brag. Thank you for attending my meta-Ted Talk.

A great name to a sequel series to “Gypsy Wedding” that would also be more respectful to what that people prefer to be called, it’d be about the ensuing divorces and be called “Arrivederci Roma”.

Comedy isn’t about attacking those you’ve advantage over, that’s clever cruelty at best. Comedy’s finding the bubbles of absurdity in culture, bursting them & releasing that as a laugh.

We are all just complicated bundles of narrative, foisted upon us and self invented, briefly bound to engines of meat. Soon the meat will dissipate but the stories may yet remain. Live like it.

Honestly, Biden just makes me feel kinda sad. I can’t hate on him. He seems like a creature from a bygone age, isolated from reality and possibly getting a little senile, clinging to his old dream of The Presidency. Hate his enablers, feel bad for him.