sept 5 in idea barrages

Whenever a gun nut starts talking about “trigger discipline”, yell “ROY ROGERS TREATED HIS HORSE LIKE A CHERISHED FRIEND!”

You take the good, you take the bad/you take them both and there you have/The Facts of Life, it’s on tonight/loving Jo is only right/tall tomboys make my heart say Hallelujah/Hallelujah/Hallelujah/Haellelu-oo-jah

If you stay a ren-fest nerd into old age, you get to join LAARP.

If you anger a Sith lord without getting choked out, that’s called a near-Darth experience.

AMC should do a Gremlins/Gremlins 2 double-feature and have a sweepstakes to win an AMC Gremlin to promote it.

Is once bitten twice shy additive? Multiplicative? Exponential? Twice bitten thrice shy? Thrice bitten nine times shy? It’s like people dont put thought into their axioms before minting them.

If you make some money as a part time insult comic, is that your snide hustle?

The Catholic theory of relativity: if you start talking about going to Mass, I’m going to suddenly not have any energy, ya square.