Marrchage The Sixth in idea barrages

1.) Hip-hop Let's Plays use unregistered hyphy-cam 2.

2.) Discretion is still the better part of valour but these days valour and three dollars will get you a coffee at Starbucks.

3.) An elaborate dream where there was a mansion next to the motel in the middle of town, it was burning down so I helped save some art treasures and then the daughter of the billionaire who lived there ended up sweet on me. Far better than the teeth-falling-out/drowning/getting-shot dreams lately, anyway.

4.) I still think of "blocking" as a hat making thing before I think of it as an internet thing, I guess I'm weird.

5.) I gotcha beat, Hemingway. "For sale: one heart, slightly used."

6.) Longer my hair gets, more I look like myself in the mirror.

7.) Difficulty w/ writing a parody of "Wagon Wheel" about how over-covered Wagon Wheel is comes down to not liking it much in the 1st place.

8.) Is "The Gentrifier" a super-villain anywhere yet? She or he would have an interesting power set.

9.) I basically never assume that people are flirting, I always assume they're just being nice or whatever. I wonder how much joy this has cost me in trade for less awkwardness in my life.

10.) Candy Crush is trademarking the idea of counting sheep. Look out for future fleece-and-desist orders.

11.) It seems a shame that hotel maids are called "turn-down service" when that should be the term for internet dating sites.

12.) A parody of Bob Seger's "Night Moves" about white people not having any rhythm?

13.) 18 habits of highly effective nuns.