august capstone in idea barrages

A Shakespeare inspired craft beer called Lambic Pentameter.

If you like NY style pizza, Chicago style pizza, California style pizza, all kinds of pizza, you are panpizza.

If you have an overactive bladder, it’s very easy to dance into the wee hours of the morning.

Sports all have preseason exhibition games, why not inhibition games? All the players are shy and awkward, they don’t talk much, they’re all just afraid of embarrassing themselves.

The witches in The Scottish Play conducted their rituals inside iambic pentagrams.

People take such pride in “triggering” these days, as if it’s a point of pride to say something that makes people recoil and shut down. You’re not getting your ideas across or changing minds, you’re just hurting people to make yourself feel clever.

A firefox plug-in that turns all facebook “it’s complicated” relationship statuses into “it’s really messed up, help”.

I just hope that the story about Conan’s wedding was called “The Marryin’ Barbarian”.