aug 29 in idea barrages

  • Aug. 28, 2019, 11:06 a.m.
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  1. If Meatless Mondays are helping to clean up the Earth, imagine the internet with Memeless Mondays.

  2. No, actually the best name of all for a country-western drag queen would simply be “Tanya Tucker”.

  3. Sentences that make total sense as a barista but sound dirty anywhere else: “Where else can you get a hot Guatemalan for just two bucks?”

  4. Your program to train game-masters for role-playing sessions with bilingual players will be called “Como Se Dicey”.

  5. If a smaller medical emergency causes you to be diagnosed and treated for an even more dangerous disorder, is that a stroke of luck?

  6. A ZZ Top cover band comprised of twinks called ZZ Bottom.

  7. It says something about my life that anytime I see a news story about someone in Utica doing something insane, my first reaction is “I probably know this person”.

  8. Steve Dunkin was born into a donut fortune but he still managed to fritter it away.


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