aug 26 in idea barrages

To inhale your own vomit and choke on it is called “aspirating”. Whenever our consumer culture is defended as “aspirational” it always makes a kind of sense the speaker doesn’t intend, choking to death on our need to impress with stuff and things.

Your THC-infused bacon products will be called “High On The Hog”.

A show about a precocious young group of serial killers learning how to work together called STRANGLER THINGS.

Dont think of yourself as a good person, think of yourself as a person trying to be good. If you believe you are good, you’ll get lazy, lose perspective or worse become self righteous. I am trying like hell to be good.

All my life, I honestly thought I got chattier the more coffee I drank. Tonight, it was pointed out to me, no, I am always this chatty, it’s just the more coffee I drink, the more AWARE I am of my chattiness. Mind blown.

If you think about it, when the Emperor called down the execution of Order 66, the Jedi were wiped out by an insane clone posse.

When Loki was posing as Odin, he was technically Disney’s The Lyin’ King.

Why say you’re “taking a cooking class” when you could say you’re “going to alimentary school”?