aug 28 in idea barrages

Whenever a video has a hover-over for “click to enlarge” I always first read it as “click to enrage” which would be more honest to the nature of the internet, really.

I don’t know exactly what I would do with this idea for a George Lucas/Arthur Miller mash-up called DARTH OF A SALESMAN but it would involve the line “he was strong with the force but not well-strong with the force”.

All I know is, my parody of “somebody’s watching me” is going to involve the line “sometimes I feel like/you are the Muadib/and your words are killing me, whoa oa oa”.

Sentences that make total sense as a barista but sound dirty anywhere else: “My apologies, I need to grind in front of your face for a minute or two.”

The problem with narcissists is, at first, they do seem exciting. They seem driven and focused, self-assured and they make you feel lucky to be in the presence of them. It’s just… everything after that, after the veil is lifted, that suuuuucks.

Monday, you at least have the brief delusion that the weekend recharged you, as a psychological boost. Tuesday is strictly meathook, Monday already kicked your ass and here it comes again.

Sentences that make total sense as a barista but sound dirty anywhere else: “No problem, let me just pump out a drip quick.”

Sentences that make total sense as a barista but sound dirty anywhere else: “I’m so sorry, it’s closing time and I already dumped.”