Marrchage The Fifth in idea barrages

1.) We'll go down to the mall, pretend we're still nineteen, with the future still bright & the grass blaring green. We'll pretend.

2.) Ralph Fiennes has an inverse Dorian Gray thing where the pronunciation of his name stays pretty while he gets weirder lookin'.

3.) I imagine that if you started a club for people who love pedicures, you'd have to be REALLY careful in naming the group.

4.) FUN FACT: "quinoa" was re-named that so as to make Scrabble easier. the original name was "hipster barley".

5.) Never confuse a bully who has avoided being challenged with a mastermind.

6.) My Italian-American country album "I Shaved My Ears For This?" is gonna go platinum, you guys.

7.) If being fresh-faced and enthusiastic and minimally cynical about your passions is "dorky", brother, I wanna be dorky again.

8.) You can't just be good. You have to be able to adapt to how people adapt to you. Even greatness becomes trite in repetition.