aug 22 in idea barrages

The pirates raided the zoological research vessel with a hearty cry of CHIMPS AHOY!

A mash-up of the Butthole Surfers’ song “Pepper” and the Soundgarden song “Black Hole Sun” called BUTTHOLE SUN.

Send a friend the gift of rich eggy braided bread. Send a challahgram!

Your country song about renegade bakery truckers will be called “Yeastbound and Down”.

All I have of this rap parody is “Alice ain’t shit but Kiss My Grits, that’s what Flo says when Mel’s a dick” but it’s so perfect that I kinda just wanna leave it there.

Sell German artisanal beer as “Hans crafted”.

The Pope had a cannon fired at Martin Luther’s post-it notes, resulting in theses pieces.

If I could just convince people that the little pouch on the outside of the kilt was called a caboodle, we could generate some really great “the whole kilt and caboodle” jokes but some dreams are just too big.