aug 18 in idea barrages

When I was a little boy, they yelled at me all the time because my eyes were always in a magazine. Now they yell at kids for being on their phones and woulda thought me urbane. It’s all cycles, if you’re paying attention.

LESS MICROAGRESSIONS, MORE MICRONAUTS!

Only caring about people on the surface is a veneerial disease.

At 40, I still wanna rock and roll all night, now I just wanna sleep the rest of the day instead of also partying.

Collective Responsibility is a hard time for humans to get behind, we mostly live too short to get that wise.

Let’s nickname the next big drug “mend” just so that people can make a lot of puns about being on the mend.

Elmo was created to bring Sesame Street down from the inside, that’s why his name is an anagram for “Mole”.

Your ballet about Hamlet will be called TUTU SULLIED FLESH.