aug 18 in idea barrages
- Aug. 18, 2019, 11:25 p.m.
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When I was a little boy, they yelled at me all the time because my eyes were always in a magazine. Now they yell at kids for being on their phones and woulda thought me urbane. It’s all cycles, if you’re paying attention.
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LESS MICROAGRESSIONS, MORE MICRONAUTS!
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Only caring about people on the surface is a veneerial disease.
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At 40, I still wanna rock and roll all night, now I just wanna sleep the rest of the day instead of also partying.
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Collective Responsibility is a hard time for humans to get behind, we mostly live too short to get that wise.
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Let’s nickname the next big drug “mend” just so that people can make a lot of puns about being on the mend.
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Elmo was created to bring Sesame Street down from the inside, that’s why his name is an anagram for “Mole”.
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Your ballet about Hamlet will be called TUTU SULLIED FLESH.
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