aug 13 in idea barrages

1.) Deconstructing melodrama is just post-maudlinism.

2.) In Soviet Russia, Hustle respects YOU!

3.) Your line of Garbage Pail Kids knock offs about hipsters will be called Trash Fund Kids.

4.) We have the Whopper and now the Impossible Whopper… but the Improbable Whopper would be getting one in person that looks half as good as they do in the teevee ads.

5.) You wouldn’t think you could sell cinnamon diarrhea to anyone but call it “Cincinnati Chili” and it flies off the shelves. That’s good marketing for you.

6.) Some like the term “traveling bard” but I’ve always preferred “art carny”. Either works, though.

7.) The upside to being unphotogenic is that you will never be like “oh, he looked better in his profile pic”. Nah, dudettes, I am like 30% less weird looking in person.

8.) In Hollywood, they die young and pretty. They die old and ugly in New York City. All the rest, both in-betweens and more’s the pity. All us rest are in-between and more’s the pity.