aug 12 in idea barrages

1.) LESS KEANU REEVES MEMES, MORE ALEX WINTER MEMES!

2.) Your movie about a German exchange student who can’t find love will be called LOVE POTION NUMBER NEIN.

3.) If you can memorize the new players on your sports teams, people you’ll never meet, every year, you totally have the brainpower to remember not to deadname people you actually know in real life.

4.) People are wondering how Palpatine could be laughing over the new Star Wars’ trailer but I’m just hoping The Emperor Has No Clones.

5.) To be honest, I’m still kind of angry that YOU GOT SERVED wasn’t about tennis.

6.) Step 1: acquire an eyepatch, a rickshaw and 50 - 70 pugs. Step 2: roam the streets as “Pugleg The Pirate”. Step 3: ??? Step 4: profit.

7.) Love how the QAnon idiots think the Clintons killed that childmolester. My dudes, one, he had a lot more on Forrest Trump than he ever had on either Pres. Clinton. Two, if they actually had that kinda power, she could’ve overcome Putin’s collusion. C’mon now.

8.) Peking duck gets so crispy due to the Mallard Reaction.