aug 11 in idea barrages

1.) These people do not believe in competence, they only believe in confidence. When you see that as the driving force behind these proto-fascists, the whole game becomes clear.

2.) The theme of the old sitcom Martin except instead of “Martin” it’s the Ben Affleck Batman yelling “MARTHA!”

3.) The greatest name for a band would be “Paul Harvey Oswald”.

4.) The greatest name for a hipster band of all time would be SUPERMARKET TAHINI.

5.) A children’s book about working in fast food called Bun The Patty.

6.) Like dueling leafleteers, fighting fliers with fliers.

7.) Like a mohel at a bris, I’m mostly just working for tips.

8.) If the Preparation H factory is hiring, I hope they just put a sign in the front window that says “Preparation H - Apply Within”.