aug 8 in idea barrages

1.) “Where should I put the bust I’m commissioning an artist to sculpt of me?” she thought then paused “Ah, but I’m getting a head of myself…”

2.) No, YOU’RE singing “What’s up, chicken butt, whoa a whoa a oh oh” to the tune of What’s New Pussycat? and that’s weird.

3.) I hope, one day, to catch someone trying to teach a sheep how to swim so I can ask “water ewe doing?”

4.) If you switch around the consonant sounds, it becomes “Bootie & The Hofish” which sounds like a terrible grindhouse film that Tarantino owns the last surviving 35mm print of.

5.) If there isn’t a restaurant in Galaxy’s Edge where you can eat “porg chops”, what’s even the point?

6.) “I cast Viscous Mockery!” the bard’s player yelled and then the bard hocked a huge loogie on her opponent. The opponent only lost 1d4 hit points but was afflicted with the So Grossed Out condition for 10 rounds.

7.) A bard/thief multi-class called The Luter.

8.) In the sequel to Johnny Mnemonic, “Johnny Memetic”, Keanu Reeves ascends from mere flesh to an existence purely expressed through memes. I am saying, we are living inside the movie Johnny Memetic.