aug 5 in idea barrages

1.) We must let go of the past but it can’t be for anyone else’s sake, since we can’t make that choice for them. We gotta let go of the past for our own better health, no more and no less, and more forward with as much strength and wonder as we can muster.

2.) Dear Disney, you could probably squeeze out another few hundred thousand in NerdBucks(TM) by selling merch with the Pepper Potts “Rescue” armour on the Rescue Rangers. This one’s a freebie.

3.) If you meet the Buddha on the road, take all his stuff. “I’m just helping you shed your attachments, bro.”

4.) Did Gargamel’s appetite for Smurf flesh mean that he had a bluetooth?

5.) Whenever I hear that Steve Miller song “Swingtown” I keep waiting for it to turn into that weird acoustic guitar and Beach Boys harmonizing breakdown near the end of “Sister Golden Hair” and it never does and it BUGS me, is all I’m saying.

6.) At times, I feel like an experiment to find out the exact equilibrium point between caffeine and benadryl.

7.) “I don’t need to see it, Dottie, I lived it” sums up my mood tonight.

8.) To this day, I am disappointed that “Red Dead Redemption” isn’t a game about the restless spirit of Red Skelton, who couldn’t get into heaven because he never worked blue which is very boring to God, trying to be gross enough to cross the pearly gates.