aug 7 in idea barrages

1.) Youtube has a cloning operation growing an army of attractive-but-not-intimidatingly-so redheads to host all future videos about tabletop gaming, deep in a fallout shelter beneath a suburb of San Jose. The harvest of The Day Tanks is coming.

2.) The human mind is not evolved enough to handle the terrible responsibility of carrying around a button that when pressed instantly and irrevocably murders.

3.) I wonder if a flat-Earther who really liked Queen has ever been singing along to “Fat Bottomed Girls” and on the line about their rockin’ world going ‘round, realized their entire life was a lie.

4.) Ankles? More like ACHE-les, amirite?

5.) The people still fighting the last war tend to be the people who start the next one.

6.) If only more people knew that the Star Wars Emperor was named “Sheev Palpatine” we could really start pumping out a lot of powerful “He Said, Sheev Said” jokes about Darth Vader.

7.) It is not games or mental illness or any kind of entertainment to blame for all these horrors. There have always been games, entertainment and madness. It is easy access to instant murder buttons. Thst is to blame.

8.) I think my wrestling name would be Slam Hamwich.