aug 6 in idea barrages

1.) If you wouldn’t be sued into oblivion for it “Cap’n Crunch And Tenille” would be the greatest name for a band of all time, which only proves that our intellectual property laws need to be overhauled extensively.

2.) If I ever devote a youtube channel to my many many many weird thrift store finds, it will be called “Look At My Junk”.

3.) This whole life is a trust fall. From first breath to the moment of death, you’re falling. Maybe at that last moment you’re caught by unseen arms, maybe you go splat, who knows. But this is all falling. Do something cool, wave your arms, pretend you’re flying while you got the chance.

4.) If not caring about the Fast And The Furious movies makes me a snob, just call me Snobert Snobertson the Third.

5.) Your ironic yacht rock band will be called Regatta Cheese.

6.) If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him with kindness.

7.) One day, the mandala itself will be forgotten, lost in the dust of time, and that day, the mandala will smile.

8.) The Keurig machine and I are basically Charlie Brown and Lucy… it keeps asking me to “hold the football” of descaling its brewer and I keep pulling the football away. It’s never gonna happen, Keurig. Live in hope, die in despair.