aug 3 in idea barrages

1.) You’re a white light, this life is a prism, temporarily exposing the spectrum of all the things you can be, could be, all the things that you are. Some day the gem will be pulled away & you’ll be white light again. Explore all those cans & coulds while you’re here for this little while.

2.) Frankenstein never got another monster to come to life. His heart just wasn’t in it.

3.) A pine-scented perfume called Eau Christmas Tree, Eau Christmas Tree.

4.) Your warlock will draw her power from a singing succubus called Dolly Patron.

5.) “Jack-of-All-Trades, Master-of-None” isn’t the positive way to say it. I prefer “Eclectical Engineering”.

6.) At a certain point, you have to stop asking yourself “what did I think would make me happy ten years ago” and “what will make me happy in ten years” and start asking “what would actually make me happy now?”

7.) If the obgyn seems too hard on himself, just give him a pap talk.

8.) The Existentialist Frat Boy’s catchphrase is “life is despair… DIS PAIR OF NUTS!”