july capstone in idea barrages
- July 30, 2019, 2:31 p.m.
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1.) If there were a Sister Act Cinematic Universe fan convention, I hope they’d call it Sister Act Celebation.
2.) I mean, you COULD write a parody of “No Diggity” about Antigone. It would be madness, of course, but structurally it could work.
3.) I may just still be 12 years old on the inside but if you write your letter “F” weird and you write the word “Final” weird, I am still gonna laugh until I’m gasping for air.
4.) So I caught myself singing “Mama Ahab… Papa Ahab… God bless the child wounded by Mobe…”
5.) I just realized that you could totally get away with a deconstruction of Hamlet titled “Ghost Dad”.
6.) If it is ambiguous as to whether it is a ground-rule double or a home run, that’s what we call a schro-dinger, cats.
7.) I have to admit, I always had hoped “Normcore” was a punk sub-genre where all songs were inspired by Norm from CHEERS.
8.) Your nearly impenetrable novel about the lunacy of global warming denial will be called INCLIMATE JEST.
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