july 28 in idea barrages

1.) You will travel the world, looking for yourself, and you will find in a junk shop a mug with the name of the place you come from, second hand, a souvenir of home.

2.) You can easily determine if someone would like Threepenny Opera through the use of a Brechtal thermometer.

3.) Dont be so hard on yourself when you fold. In ancient times when pure iron was scarce, they’d fold metal over itself hundreds of times to smooth out the impurities and make master blades. You’re just honing.

4.) Your tale of a poet at a crossroads considering the sale of his soul for fame will be called ROBERT FAUST.

5.) The worst horror story of all these days would be simply titled The Comments.

6.) If you spent your life really enjoying drinking and the Devil wants to ironically punish you like “You liked drinking, huh? Drink forever!” you spend 1045pm summer Thursday night on Varick Street Utica until the damn stars wink out.

7.) I typo’ed Zach Braff as “Zach Barf” and now I no longer want to do it the right way, ever again.

8.) The waxing and waning of the tides are really just a series of inconsistent seas.