Marrchage The Third in idea barrages

1.) Convince people you believe AWP stands for "Angry White Patricians". This will determine if they have a sense of humour. #AWP14

2.) I hope that Moss Man/Stinkor shippers call the relationship "Skunkweed".

3.) People presuming they're in the end times is ultimately just egotism. There was so much before you, there will be so much after.

4.) Just straight-up a band called Bill Collins. No messing around, no equivocating. Just straight-up "Bill Collins".

5.) Every time someone refers to basketplayer Allen Iverson as "A.I." I pretend they are talking about artificial intelligence shooting hoops.

6.) A hint of lime. A whisper of vanilla. A suggestion of malaise. An insinuation of despair. Welcome to Night Vale.

7.) Dramady about a female science student navigating the boys' club at RPI. Call it ELLEN OF TROY, get a 13-ep pickup from the CW.

8.) In life as in THE BINDING OF ISAAC, if you don't have the reflexes, you better have patience and know all the exploits.

9.) There's a reason it's called a punchline, sunshine. It isn't a lovetapline.

10.) They're developing a roll with special indentations for better eating grip. It's very burgonomic.

11.) The dog seems to have to sniff a previous poo of his to remember that pooing is a thing. One wonders how the cycle began. Poo creationism?