july 14 in idea barrages

1.) One of the few things sadder than having a kid thinking it will save your doomed relationship is having a kid thinking it will save your played-out youtube channel.

2.) Tagline: “Ain’t No Rule That Says Chewbacca Can’t Play Baseball”. Movie title: WOOKIE OF THE YEAR.

3.) If a marriage gets a reception, does a divorce get a deception?

4.) A series of books about a woman with a fetish for boring middle-manager types called 50 SHADES OF GARY.

5.) An extreme version of Jenga where the pieces explode when they fall called DJENGA UNCHAINED.

6.) Low-key, people mispronouncing “epitome” as “ep-ee-TOME” is one of the funniest things in the world.

7.) Somehow the use of multiversal time-travel in the Marvel movies caused the Many Audreys problem in the National Lampoon Vacation Cinematic Universe.

8.) If you say “ICE” enough times in a row, it starts to sound like “S.S.” and sadly, that makes so much sense it’s maddening.