july 13 in idea barrages

1.) Remember WHY “militia” is so pivotal to the 2nd Amendment. It was never about arming people to overthrow an oppressive gov’t, it was a sop to slaveowners who wanted armed militia with which to murder rebelling slaves. It’s a vestage of America’s racist original sin.

2.) Schrodinger’s Peanut was neither a pea nor a nut nor even a legume. It was also a pea, a nut and indeed also a legume.

3.) Your film about a post-apocalyptic future where nearly all tanning beds were destroyed and the remaining beds are tightly rationed, leaving the masses pale and wanting, called TAN LINES.

4.) If you can’t run away with the circus, eventually you have to just start your own.

5.) Nothing more bush league and provincial than a small city falling over itself to be “noticed” by a mediocre chain eatery when there’s already five locally owned places twice as good.

6.) Big music festivals these days are like the Olympics… towns think they will put them on the map but the promoters walk away with the money, leaving the town with debt and a mess to clean up.

7.) If you’re an accessory to the robbery of a McDonalds, does that make you a Hamburglar Helper?

8.) An Amish incel, would he have TWO neckbeards or would they cancel out into none? Would the fedora go on TOP of the old timey Amish hat or UNDER it? Would he walk around with a katana strapped to his back or just, like, a really crude pitchfork?