july 3 in idea barrages

1.) If people end up actually offended after a comedy roast, that can lead to roast beef.

2.) Did they ever do a knock-off of Angry Birds where the projectiles are the head of Aaron Burr?

3.) Every once in a while, Scrooge McDuck changes things up and instead of taking a golden bath, he takes a golden shower.

4.) Yo momma so thick, she had a successful run as the lead in the mediocre but fondly remembered sitcom “Growing Pains”.

5.) I didn’t invent maudlin melancholy, of course, I just streamlined it for exponential efficiency, a regular Ennui Ford.

6.) I like how the movie recorded actual Tandoori cooking for the ADR mix, I love naan-diagetic sound.

7.) I just spent five minutes researching what days of the week James Garfield was both shot and died on, to see if I could make a joke about Garfield hating Mondays. This is how a sane and productive human uses his precious window of living, you see.

8.) A film noir thriller starring Rachel Ray called “A Touch OF EVOO”.