june 27 in idea barrages

1.) Interestingly, other than the time crunch, taking an improv class and learning how to be a waiter are really synergistically helping each other. What’s more “yes, and”, what’s more going with the moment than being a server? It’s a neat overlap.

2.) How does one get “John Wayne” from a man who was once “Marion” made?

3.) Charles “Blockhead” Manson. “Peppermint” Patty Hearst. Linus and Lucy Menendez.

4.) Possession is nine-tenths of demon law.

5.) I hope Larry The Cable Guy has a cousin who fixes label-makers called Cary The Label Guy and I hope Cary hates Larry’s unfunny ass as much as we all do.

6.) I kind of want to see a really terrible movie about a talent agent who finds a lookalike of Prince and grooms him to pass as The Artist returning after faking his death, called PRINCE AND THE PAUPER.

7.) If you return to the Catholic Church and start going to long-ass masses again, you should get to call yourself Bored Again.

8.) SAVE AN ELF, RIDE A DROWBOY