2/27 Extra Barrage in idea barrages

1.) Fiona Apple's transition from musician to B-movie actress was seamless in ATTACK OF THE 40-POUND WOMAN.

2.) An "It's Not Unusual" parody about the DTs? "It's not unusual to see bugs on anyone" etc.

3.) Skill doesn't equate to success. Success is a matter of luck, connections and/or ability to be cut-throat. Skill is bonus points at best.

4.) When you don't have a job but you want one, brother, every morning is Monday morning.

5.) GOP want individual rights until individuals get open minded. Then they wanna repeal the 17th so they can indirectly gerrymander the Senate.

6.) The plumb assignment in the Hipster Senate is the head of the Cultural Appropriations Committee.

7.) If the Firefox is behind Door B, what's behind Door A? THE EXPLORER.

8.) Oh, you people who get stray pebbles in your shoes. Be thankful it isn't road salt.

9.) To drive in the winter, you gotta slow down, get in someone else's rut & crawl home... but spring is coming. (I damn well hope.)