june 23 in idea barrages

1.) What’s blue, lives under the sea and can only sing in lists of things? ATLANTIS MORRISETTE.

2.) All the kids are complaining about “virtue signaling” but I’m the old man complaining about “not turn signaling” and I’m okay with being old on the internet.

3.) If your love can turn leaden emo music into gold records, is that an alchemical romance?

4.) An Eagles parody about a witch’s cauldron called YOUR LION EYES?

5.) Asked of her honeymoon plans, Eva VonBraun simply said “I’m gonna have a ball!”

6.) A sick 80s guitar solo is a Satrianic ritual.

7.) A parody of BABY GOT BACK “EARTH IS NOT FLAT” would be fun, though.

8.) A parody of DANCIN’ IN THE MOONLIGHT about Ted Danson’s unfortunate lycanthropy would be boss as hell too.