june 19 in idea barrages

1.) Cutting a joke from your bit because you know the cartoon THE CRITIC did it better is called “Achem’s Razor”.

2.) I don’t think it’s weird to say that it’d be a much better show were it 900-Day Fiance instead.

3.) Lucas was pitching a MacBeth prequel about the witches at the beginning called ATTACK OF THE CRONES.

4.) I mean, the parody of “Just A Jigalo” about people’s stereotypes of juggalos would have to be to the David Lee Roth arrangement of the song, clearly.

5.) Another decent parody starter line is “I hate that Family Guy show, no giggity, no giggity”.

6.) I’m not great at melodrama but I’m pretty good. I’d say I’m fair-to-maudlin.

7.) No guitar or crossroads required, if you want to sell your soul, you just need a three-piece suit and a heart that’s like a hole.

8.) If you have a flamethrower, you gotta singe for your supper.