june 20 in idea barrages

1.) I wonder how many times people have told members of America that it’s actually called Ventura Freeway.

2.) When you realize the Book of Revelation was just a stoned monk shitposting at Nero, it makes apocalyptic Christianity even funnier.

3.) If attending the State of the Union as a special guest, you get to take home a grift basket.

4.) For years, I assumed Mt Airy Lodge was like a nudist camp, because of the name.

5.) If you wanna steal pancakes, you gotta do it syruptitiously.

6.) Improv classes look indistinguishable from cult meetings to the outside observer.

7.) Rebellion’s hard to get done, when they’ve got us all pressed down, check-to-check, in debt and on the run.

8.) Imagine a song from the late 90s that was always on the radio, despite being so bland you can’t remember who played it. There is a 60% chance that song is by Sugar Ray.