june 18 in idea barrages

1.) How there is no John Wick Airwick tie-in, I’ll never know. How there is no John Wick beef-on-weck, I’ll also never know.

2.) Few people would want to hear a parody of “What A Fool Believes” on the topic of Mr. T but it’s still more people than would wanna hear a version of King Crimson’s “Cat Food” about Shaq-Fu.

3.) The ultimate key to non violent conflict resolution is to take away the tools of violent conflict resolution, so that they can’t be selfish animals and have to be reasoning compromising human beings.

4.) If you’re a billionaire and there’s people starving in your country, you’re the failure, not them.

5.) TITANIC but from the perspective of Rose’s jewelry and called NECKLACE ENDANGERMENT.

6.) Actually, there is something more confident than a mediocre white man. A mediocre white man who can JUST BARELY play guitar.

7.) Anytime someone says something bitter about the entirety of their preferred gender, I want to explain to them that it’s really just… all people of all genders and sexualities are like that. They think they’re seeing a gender thing but it’s just a people thing.

8.) I want a Romanian basketball superstar, like, the Romanian Yao Ming or Shaq, so we can call him “Count Dunkula”.