june 15 in idea barrages
- June 15, 2019, 3:07 a.m.
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1.) I mean, I could change up from the Ted Danson based parodies to Charlie Manson with MANSON IN THE MOONLIGHT. Sure.
2.) Avoiding taxation is theft from the shared society that created the stable infrastructure that allowed you to earn that money and indeed be alive today. Avoiding taxation is theft from the future of the things you enjoyed in your past.
3.) I kind of hope that future historians are unable to fully grasp when North American English and Central American Spanish merged and when looking at The Space Race wonder “A Pollo 11, A Pollo 13, why did they call their spacecraft Chickens?”
4.) If your carbon-fibre cycling rig can be broken down and used for pencils, is that a stationery bike?
5.) Haters buy their haterade in bulk at the Detractor Supply.
6.) The less hope of economic mobility in a society, the more prominent game shows become. We shall call this Trebek’s Inversion.
7.) Your musical about an absurdly talented but hideously scarred cosplayer will be called THE FANDOM OF THE OPERA. It will be unconscionably bad.
8.) I want a Sega Genesis game about the actual band Genesis. Peter Gabriel fighting to save the rest of the band from Phil Collins, I dunno, maybe an extensive rom hack of Moonwalker.
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