june 12 in idea barrages

1.) DINOSAURS was actually from a future where the Jurassic Park dinos over-ran the human race, evolved sapience within generations because of the genetic manipulation and formed a society around misinterpreted remnants of human culture.

2.) I called the cat “a pillow with knives” and I think he understood.

3.) If you only want to marry a Catholic, that’s obvious confirmation bias.

4.) I think it’d be interesting if someone got that “Wooly Willy” thing (where you manipulate his facial hair with a magnet) tattooed above their genitals and just periodically trimmed themselves differently to simulate the changing facial hair.

5.) It is only because of our failing as a culture that Soliel Moon-Frye does not have a millions-selling infomercial gadget called The Punky Juicer. We all have to accept our part of the blame.

6.) If there’s a Kylo Ren at Galaxy’s Edge in Disney, would that make him an Edge Lord?

7.) Your Julia Child-themed drag persona will be called “Lady Remoulade”.

8.) It’s weird to me there’s supposedly a specific category of person for “only wants to have sexy times with people that also intellectually stimulate them”. I thought that just meant you were… emotionally mature and over 23.