june 9 in idea barrages

1.) The way to really stand out for a metal band is to put your logo in Comic Sans.

2.) For the budget goth who can’t spring for, like, a tricked-out drag racer covered in skulls, a good option is a used black Chevy Impala that you nickname “Vlad”.

3.) I wonder how many D&D games have a character that’s a female human College of Glamour bard named “Bardi C”.

4.) Whenever I want to lash out in anger at others because I think I know better, I remember when Sam quantum-lept back into his young self, trying desperately to change the past but only hurt and scared people with his attempts. I remember to let go.

5.) Maybe I should put up a shingle “Mike Cecconi, Expectations Manager” and people would just pay me to explain the thing they’re hopeful about then I’d tell them what to reasonably expect, without the rose coloured glasses. I could totally be a professional bummer.

6.) If you pleasure yourself twice in one night, are you sequel-baiting?

7.) How much would it cost to get Morgan Freeman to record the line “I’d like to tell you that Jimmy Fallon isn’t the blandest thing to ever exist. I’d like to but this is no fairy tale.”?

8.) Do your red velvet cake in pastels or neons and call it “rad velvet cake”.