june 4 in idea barrages

1.) Rejection letters are just proof you’re out there trying.

2.) I wonder what kind of madman would actually use a “for tobacco use only” water pipe to smoke tobacco. You’d have to be pretty high to do that, I suppose.

3.) People were snapped out of existence and brought back five years later, which was surprising, but when they discovered the 2019 NBA playoffs were still going on in 2023, they weren’t surprised, just disappointed.

4.) Maybe more prudes would be okay with pornography if we called it something classier like “the privates sector”.

5.) The best compliment you can give to a rich piece of fatty red meat is “that’s goutrageously good!”

6.) Okay, Ernest, but here’s the world’s saddest TWO word story: “Aspiring Influencer”.

7.) If the Last Supper had occurred in Kansas City instead, we could’ve taken communion with a hearty “Braise the Lord!”

8.) I mean, if you’re looking for the goth market, Munster Energy Drink would probably be a pretty good name, if you could get the rights.

Last updated June 03, 2019