june 1 in idea barrages

1.) Every cynic is merely a romantic who was hit by the truck of their dreams then backed over repeatedly until they got the hint.

2.) Once a hipster gets old enough, their trust fund becomes a truss fund.

3.) UFOs are probably just powerful human technology no one wants to reveal as they realize if everyone knew, political and economic forces would demand they be used in an extinction-level conflict. Maybe the nuke just taught us something about ourselves.

4.) Your strip-DnD game will be called TableTopless.

5.) And then there was Olive’s youngest sister who was New Age-y and easily hoodwinked by pyramid schemes, Essential Oyl.

6.) Then there is, of course, The Silver Surfer’s cousin The Silver Snarker, herald of Your Mom.

7.) A ninja turtles story where they are gentrified out of the Manhattan sewers by hipsters looking for cheap rent and have to move beneath Bed Stuy Brooklyn instead.

8.) Could not save the universe first but came home besides with the constellation prize.