2/24 Barrage Part 2 in idea barrages

  • Feb. 24, 2014, 4:34 a.m.
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1.) The future's gonna be just like the present but with more Cyclops visors. But hey. Free Cyclops visors.

2.) Someday heavy metal will have its own space programme and on that day, we will send Furiousity Rover into space.

3.) Pronounce "Beyonce" as "BAY-once" as often as you can, just to mess with people.

4.) Let your guard down. Who is that guard to think you have anything to prove to him anyway?

5.) We destroy our cities in movies to try and prove that they can't be destroyed in real life. We are trying to psyche-out reality.

6.) Put compassion before reason. You might have to fall back on reason in a pinch but always try compassion first. It might just work.

7.) And most importantly the theme song to the '90s Fox X-Men cartoon needs to be the theme music for all televised sporting events.

8.) I mean, why not have the Kardashians sell a novelty candy called "Bubble Butt"? Western Civilization is already on the outs.


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