may 27 in idea barrages

1.) An edgy reboot of “Kids Say The Darnedest Things” called “Kids Are Really Goddamn Stupid”.

2.) A David Duchovny one-man show called “I Want To Be Live”.

3.) You will play comedy rock on all traditional Hindi instruments as Tenacious Ghee.

4.) Social media is a perpetual emotion machine.

5.) With Soviet American Express card, without it, home leaves YOU!

6.) Late at night, when there is less issue with swearing, I can let you in on my newest realization: Rush is just really really shitty Genesis.

7.) Parallel universe parking is a lot easier as you can use the very same space as long as you’re at a slightly different vibration.

8.) Your band that covers 90s grunge songs in a goth style will be called Satanic Temple Pilot.