may 29 in idea barrages

1.) Your film about zombie horses enacting their revenge upon their jockey abusers will be called DEAD HEAT.

2.) Another good pitch would be a sequel to DELIVERANCE called DELIVERANCE 2: RELIVERANCE.

3.) Your D&D campaign in a fantasy version of Minnesota had damned well better involve an encounter in one of the Thousand Lakes with a mini-aboleth.

4.) Has anyone ever tried slamming Randy Newman into Gary Oldman to see if they’ll annihilate into pure free energy?

5.) I enjoy how people pretend that there are soccer teams in England that people care about so that they can make up silly names for teams we can all laugh about. “Huddersfield Town”. Those Brits and their dry humour.

6.) If someone doesn’t care about you the way that you wished they care about you, that doesn’t give you the right to be angry about what you think you “deserve”. Love them back as they love you, be happy you get to have any kind of connection with kindred souls.

7.) I prefer the timeline where the Scary Movie series was a bomb and they had to retreat into diet-product infomercials as “The Weigh-In Brothers”.

8.) If your movie about gold prospectors at war with vampires isn’t called STAKE YOUR CLAIM, what are you even doing?