may23 in idea barrages

1.) An ad for Verizon starring Denise Crosby and Brent Spiner, talking about their high-speed data service. “You know all about that, don’t you, Denise?” “Maybe a little TOO high-speed for my taste, Brent.”

2.) To clarify: etymology is the study of word origins and development, entomology is the study of insects, entstronomy is the study of giant walking talking goddamn trees.

3.) The most goth name for a band ever would be Patty’s Hearse. use this knowledge as you will.

4.) Whenever someone says they have “trouble with authority” it’s always fun to figure out if they really do or if they just have trouble when they’re not the authority.

5.) facebokenshmir: the German word meaning “the shame felt when you forget a casual friend’s name because they use their middle name as their last name on social media”

6.) SLEEPIN’… NINE TO FIVE… FROM THE EVENIN’ TO THE MORNIN’.. GOT TO WORK REAL EARLY… TRYIN’ TO GIVE MY BODY WARNIN’…

7.) You’ll know a hipster Trekkie when they claim their favorite series was “Deep Space Eight”.

8.) There’s something backward about Disney opening a section of a theme park to make sure that people remember the movie AVATAR existed, so that people will go to the sequels when they come out in 30 years. It should be the other way around.