may20 in idea barrages

1.) Boosting your overall life confidence through romantic encounters is called “successual healing”.

2.) I’m surprised there hasn’t been a Deadpool choose-your-own-adventure in the Old West called “Deadpool City”.

3.) It’s amazing that Guy Fawkes took on as a symbol of freedom as he wasn’t that at all, he was a murderer who just wanted to be ruled by a Catholic absolute monarch instead of a Protestant absolute monarch.

4.) An apron is just a food smock.

5.) People who are awkward with their pick-up lines are blurtacious.

6.) You know that these sexist bastards don’t actually care about “Bible law” because they sure ain’t fightin’ so hard to ban poly-blend fiber clothing or, like, lobsters.

7.) Elvis Costello doing an album of Beatles covers would be worth it just for the title “Abbey (And Costello)”.

8.) Between SONIC THE HEDGEHOG and CHIP AND DALE’S RESCUE RANGERS, they are totally making movies of all the properties from my childhood that wackos on deviantart ruined by turning into disturbing pornography. Cool, cool.

9.) It is fine to be passionate but never let your passion make you lose the plot. If you hated Last Jedi, you hated Last Jedi, but never let it drive you mad to the point where you’re suddenly pretending Phantom Menace wasn’t almost impossibly disastrous, for example.

10.) Indeed, humanity could even get to Mars if it truly came together in the desire to get there but no one will ever set foot there if everything is contracted out to the lowest bidder. That’s not how this works. That’s not how any of this works.

11.) Playing video games is awesome. Making that you play video games the central tenet of your identity as a human being is… less awesome. That’s a weird hill to die on.