may16 in idea barrages

1.) “Keep your nose to the grind,” they told the young piece of glass, “and some day you’ll make a spectacle of yourself.”

2.) If you’re rich enough, you can tell your client “someone will be with you, shortly” and ten minutes later, you can send out Danny DeVito in a little butler outfit.

3.) Being the world’s second oldest profession, the field of pimpery almost always has openings.

4.) Everyone remembers Kool-Aid Man, not everyone can recall his weird aunt Culottes Woman but, really, she wore the pants in the family.

5.) We must make our primary analytical focus the vision of the aquatic mammal at the helm, at least according to otteur theory.

6.) Blanche Dubois, briefly snapping out of her stupor as they haul her away, demanding that as a Southern belle, the arresting officers must read her out her Veranda Rights.

7.) The citrus so bitter it seemed to be biting them back, insulting them for even trying to have a dessert, it could only be called a lemon harangue pie.

8.) Sometimes progress isn’t about moving forward, sometimes it’s about holding the line. The butt-hurt Bernie Bros were too drunk on the quaff of imaginary revolution, all voted for Mickey Mouse and rolled back the clock 50 years. Will we ever learn.