2/24 Barrage in idea barrages

1.) After whatever apocalypse we finally get, there's gonna be a trend in movies about the now, the "pre-apocalyptic" fad.

2.) Enough longshots accumulated probably add up to one real shot, right? That's kind of the logic I'm operating on these days.

3.) Freddy Kreuger sharpening a Milano cookie to a razor's edge and then murdering with the quip "PEPPERIDGE FARM DISMEMBERS!"

4.) Ollie North would'a gotten away with it too had he only pressed up up, down down, left right, left right, B A, start beforehand.

5.) If you don't have a door, you can't have outsider art.

6.) King of darkness? More like king of dorkness!

7.) Booooorg in the U.S.A. there are boooorg in the U.S.A. there's nothing they won't assimilate when there's booorg in the U.S.A.

8.) You know Piers Morgan has got SMUG LIFE tattooed on his two fists.

9.) She's never eaten a clam but she is bi-valve-curious.